The chief of the kuatoa finds his tribe in the midst of a factional split. As fate would have it, his daughter is the leader of the opposing faction, and he asks us if we would help him try to mend the rift. 'Of course. Where can we find her?' 'She lives in the ground […]
'The kuatoa walks with you to his village. If you have any questions, this would be a good time to ask them.' 'What month is it?' 'It's, uh...' 'How do you keep time in the Underdark?' 'With, I, uh...' 'Do you celebrate birthdays?' 'Birthdays?' 'Or do you hatch from eggs?' 'I'm... not sure...' 'Do you […]
After the rockfall, we appear to be trapped. Exploring this way and that finds slimes and what-not, but no exit, beyond water beginning to pour through a widening crack in the rock ceiling at one dead end. But in one direction is an area of worked rock, with rooms up a staircase. The only problem, […]
We are escaping a Drow compound, and have come to a vast chasm, across which stretches webbing, as far as can be seen. As we ponder our options, a couple of goblins appear and, once I convince my colleagues not to just slaughter them, the goblins offer to guide us across the webs to the […]
'The mayor gives you but a paltry reward.' 'That's okay, I like chicken.'
'Coming towards you is a man-shark! It's bigger and meaner-looking than the one you saw in the village!' 'To be fair, the one in the village was already dead.'
We meet the notorious Slimy Jack, in his throne room. He is missing an arm, sort of, having an octopus tentacle in its place, and has quite a retinue of mutated goblins. 'Adventurers! Come in, come in. Sit down.' 'He seems nice enough.' 'I'm thinking about firing an arrow clear across the room, piercing him […]
We find a young girl in the sewer, who we learn has been separated from her mother. Quite what her mum was doing down here with her daughter we can't say, and we don't know where she is anyway. The girl is from the town which is two days' away from the exit, and we […]
We're in the sewers, feeling at home. A little girl is rather more desperate to get out of here, though, which has something to do with a sewer monster somewhere around here. 'You will protect me, won't you? You won't let the creature eat me like it did Timmy, will you?' 'I won't let it, […]
'Hail, travellers! What are you doing here? I thought the mayor had closed the town.' 'Oh, he has. We sneaked in.' 'Well, I hope you know what you're doing.' 'Ha ha ha, nope!'