The party shows perhaps a bit too much compassion, and as a result ends up fighting another bunch of goblins. Metrius, the simple Paladin who wants to rescue the innocent goblins in the Deadmines from, uh, themselves, strides forwards at the beginning of combat to warn them that they are in danger and must flee! […]
The adventuring party deep in the Deadmines defeats some goblin smelters, although quite how they managed this is still a mystery, after a 2D6 bomb does 2 points of damage, a holy smite attack from the paladin doing D8 + D6 damage also deals 2 points of damage, and a Lesser Immolate spell from the […]
Metrius, the party's paladin, has a dislike of the undead that is only matched by those in the Scarlet Crusade. Indeed, so keen is he to root out the threat of the Scourge and Forsaken that he Detects Undead whenever anything moving is spotted, and occasionally just on a hunch. Fleshripper birds, Harvest Golems, and […]
Our adventurers delve in to the Deadmines, bravely led by the Paladin. The Paladin who leads the party in a big circle. They could tell, because one group of miners who told the Paladin to go back the way he came were less than impressed when he turned up again, coming in to their area […]
If you are a human female wearing no armour, carrying no weapon, and just happen to be fluent in Low Common, it is not advisable to stroll up to some hungry, monstrous humanoid Gnolls who are preparing dinner to say 'hello' in a cheery voice. Bloody unconsciousness is likely to occur, with a chance of […]
''I'll deal with this. I'll just stab him gently in the heart', says the rogue, motioning a blow to his own ribs with his hand for effect. ...the right-hand side of his ribs. He's taking some ranks in Knowledege (Anatomy) next level.
'Okay chaps, we're inside the building now. Let's have a quick search to find the way ahead.' 'There are some stairs out here.' 'Which way do they go?' 'Down. We were on the roof before climbing through the window. How could the stairs go up?' ' ... They could go to the loft.' 'So you […]
'Okay, everyone make listen checks.' 'What are we listening for?' ' ... Uh, sounds.'
The way that they were discussing plans you would be forgiven in thinking that the party were trying to break in to the vault of Blackrock Depths, and not bypass a single, bored guard who had a bell in case he needed to raise the alarm. Still, the possible solutions all provided some level of […]
Our new team of adventurers are in Stormwind City. A cloud of smoke still hangs above a certain area in the Dwarven District, two weeks after a goblin tinker's new invention inadvertently destroys the shop he worked in, and a few other shops nearby, but otherwise it is a bright morning. The adventurers hear that […]