We are trying to find food after being shipwrecked. On encountering a village by the coast, we enquire as to what they have on offer. Not much, it seems. 'Only fish? Are you getting enough vitamin C?' 'Vitamin what?' 'C.' 'Vitamin what?' 'C.' 'Vitamin what?' 'I really can't believe that you have no concept of […]
We meet a tradesperson on the road. 'Good day, what are you selling?' 'I trade in dyes!' 'Oh, that's a coincidence, as we deal in dies too. That's a peculiar conjugation though.'
'Can we see the god through the portal?' 'It's just shimmering light at the moment. It's like the opening of a wormhole.' 'That doesn't help. I've not actually seen any wormholes.' 'Use your imagination.' 'Okay, in my imagination the opening of a wormhole is like a full-blown IMAX experience. We see the god in amazing […]
'Which way does the door open?' 'It opens in to the room.' '... which room?'
We were at the bottom of a structure and got to the top quickly thanks to dimension door and fly spells. Now we're at the top of the structure and want to get to the bottom quickly, but have no more spells. Luckily, there's a crane just sitting there, with a rope leading all the […]
Thinking we're doing well to bypass a swathe of guards by using dimension door and fly spells gets turned around when previously unspotted pteradons start swooping down on us. At least they're being ridden, and our monk is still flying. The monk starts flying between the pteradons, and rather than fight the riders directly he […]
'I'm not sure what the rules are for breathing.'
'In the room, sacks lie on the ground, along with a broken bookcase. What you notice, though, is a hole 4 feet high, 3 feet wide has been smashed through the south wall.' 'Neat. I apparently have a keen eye for dimensions.' [A little later] 'You ascend the stairs and go up 20 feet.' 'I […]
'Can we wear more than one cloak?' 'The DM's Guide says to use common sense.' 'Well, that's no help.'
'I'm pretty sure unattended objects catch fire if they can.' '...really? Neat. I'm going to drop my axe and wait for the fireworks!' 'I think you missed part of the conversation.'