The great feast is interrupted with an assassination attempt on the Dwarf King. We foil it, of course, but 'This just confirms that there is something stirring in the Underdark', says the King, 'something that we will have to deal with.' 'I hope that's the royal 'we'.'
After an initial audience with the Dwarf King, we are invited as guests to a great feast. When everyone is seated, we are asked to introduce ourselves. 'I am', I say, casting Thaumaturgy to make my voice boom, 'Charmandrathrax', pausing for effect and casting a second Thaumaturgy to cause some ground tremors, 'The Combustrous—' A […]
We are invited to see the Dwarf King, and are led to his throne room where he greets us. 'We have heard of your exploits. Please share your tales with me. There have been great rumblings, down in the depths.' 'Um, what kind of 'throne' is he sitting on exactly?'
The party splits up, heading in two directions to two different cities, desperate to not just be sent right back in to the Underdark just because someone thinks it would be a dramatic turn. But, of course, this has been considered. A crow lands on a post ahead of the two of us who chose […]
We finally make it out of the Underdark, with each of us swearing never to reenter that place, mostly because the GM has a good third of the adventure to go. Until the inevitable rails hit us, we head to the nearest inn to rest and recuperate. We follow signs of civilisation until we reach […]
A Ray of Sickness hits our Cleric. It hits quite hard. Somewhat critically, in fact. 'Can I use Thunderclap in retaliation?' 'No, because you have to be within 5' to use the ability. And because you're unconscious.'
'Are they wiggling in an aggressive way?' – Krunch, our fearless barbarian.
As we partially fail to stop a ritual summoning from occurring, a vile fiend rises from the depths of a dark lake in front of us. Our plan is to leg it. We just hope we're going in the right direction. 'There are other kuatoa running the same way as you.' 'We run like fish-men?'
The chief of the kuatoa finds his tribe in the midst of a factional split. As fate would have it, his daughter is the leader of the opposing faction, and he asks us if we would help him try to mend the rift. 'Of course. Where can we find her?' 'She lives in the ground […]
'The kuatoa walks with you to his village. If you have any questions, this would be a good time to ask them.' 'What month is it?' 'It's, uh...' 'How do you keep time in the Underdark?' 'With, I, uh...' 'Do you celebrate birthdays?' 'Birthdays?' 'Or do you hatch from eggs?' 'I'm... not sure...' 'Do you […]