Archive for the 'Dungeons & Dragons' Category

The Inner Pedant

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

I hear a voice in my head: 'Please help me, I'm captive in the tower, the goblins are about to kill me. But I'm not fooled, this is clearly a delusion created by a malicious entity. My own inner voices would never forget to close the quotation marks.

Elf Finger Food

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

We move down the tunnel towards the drow city, from which the undead curiously emerged. The drider that saw us fight the undead reappears ahead of us. 'Hail, adventurers. What are surface dwellers doing here?' There is some mumbling from the group members at point, 'maybe you want to talk to our intelligent member of […]

My Pet Ghoul

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

Running away from the continuing danger of the unslain Aboleth we make it close to the drow city, a glyph on the ground in front of one of a pair of tunnels attracting our attention. Also attracting our attention are the wights and ghoul skittering down the tunnel bearing the glyph, as well as the […]

From the Archives: How to Tell if You've Met a Goblin Before

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

'These don't look like the goblins you've already fought.' 'Is that because the ones we've already fought are dead and these are alive?'

What I Can't See Can't Hurt Me

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

We are deep underground being led towards a drow city in almost complete darkness, minimal light sources allowed lest we attract attention from whatever lurks in the caverns and corridors, our hired guide using his experience and heightened senses to keep us on track. But he can be quite a capricious fellow. One minute the […]

Finding a Guide to the Drow City

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

We use the portal in the city to transport ourselves to, um, some dwarven outpost it seems. Being under the impression that we would find ourselves in the Seven Pillared Hall of Thunderspire Labyrinth it's a little disappointing to have to journey for a couple of days as part of a caravan, underground. At least […]

Ten-foot Teleport

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

We are to investigate the drow general's claims of an army preparing to storm the city, which will require a trip to Thunderspire. Despite its distance we are assured swift travel to Thunderspire, the city council informing us that 'you may use our portal to transport you directly to Thunderspire.' That's all well and good, […]

No News is Good For a Smack

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Leaving the city council's audience Krafft is approached by a stranger urging his attention. 'I must speak to you, it is most important. There are grave matters afoot in the temple of the Raven Queen at the moment. With all the rumours and strange situations occurring the temple has also been affected, and some people […]

Dragon Balls and General's Pants

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

The dragon landed in the square outside the brewery is not quite as fearsome as we first suspect. On closer inspection, once we were able to convince our ranger to get closer, we note that the dragon is missing its lower jaw and is not looking in best health. Never the less, it is still […]

It Was Hiding in the Shadows

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

'You come in to the market square, where you see buildings reduced to rubble, dead bodies are lying around in the street, and in the middle of it all is a huge black dragon.' 'Wait a minute, we notice the dragon third?' 'Such are our powers of perception.' Let's hope they are better in the […]


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