Someone's Been Naughty
After a seasonal encounter, we get to loot Father Christmas's sack, with random rolls on the wondrous items table.
Reaching in to the sack, I am excited to find, 'Ooh, a +3 Quarterstaff!'
Pigeonhole gets second pick, and pulls out, 'Ooh, a Robe of Scintillating Colours!'
Krunch's expectations are high, when he pulls out, 'uhh, a potion of healing?!'