Archive for September 21st, 2017

At Least, Let's Hope So

Thursday, September 21st, 2017

'If I just had a bigger bomb, I could detonate it to kill all the Infrared citizens, and there wouldn't be any left that need to use this corridor.' 'You don't have a bigger bomb, though.' 'No. Okay, I have a be— another plan.' 'You can say 'better'. That's definitely the right word here.'

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I Hope it Doesn't Make Your Teeth White, Troubleshooter

Thursday, September 21st, 2017

The Troubleshooters have a mission to get a corridor mistakenly painted white back to its original colour. This is proving trickier than expected, for various reasons that are beyond their security clearance. 'Maybe we can scrape the paint off the walls? We don't have many tools, but I do have a toothbrush. I'll use that!' […]

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