'In the room, sacks lie on the ground, along with a broken bookcase. What you notice, though, is a hole 4 feet high, 3 feet wide has been smashed through the south wall.' 'Neat. I apparently have a keen eye for dimensions.' [A little later] 'You ascend the stairs and go up 20 feet.' 'I […]
'Can we wear more than one cloak?' 'The DM's Guide says to use common sense.' 'Well, that's no help.'
'I'm pretty sure unattended objects catch fire if they can.' '...really? Neat. I'm going to drop my axe and wait for the fireworks!' 'I think you missed part of the conversation.'
'You could write a note in Dwarven, maybe using Pasha's blood.' 'Or a novel perhaps.' 'An epic novel, in three volumes, plus appendices.' 'Just the one appendix, I would think.'
Whilst we're in the mine, Pasha wants to take advantage of the opportunity it presents. 'Can I take 20 to search the rock face for gems?' 'Okay, you can take 20 to find them, but how will you take them?' 'I'm taking 20.' 'And that helps by...?' '...finding the ones that are ready to fall […]
Rather than the four of us attack a massive encampment directly, our dwarf companion suggests instead we enter the nearby mines. 'I suspect some of my friends will be hiding in there. If we find them, they will only be too happy to help fight the occupying army.' In to the mines we go, and […]