Archive for March, 2017

They Weren't Even Poisonous

Thursday, March 23rd, 2017

'You have successfully killed all the mushrooms!' 'Somehow, I don't feel particularly heroic.'

And What am I Supposed to Tumble Over to My Doom?

Thursday, March 16th, 2017

'There's no railing around this, so you'll have to be careful, Blaise.' 'Typical. Dwarves have never cared much about elven safety.'

Not That I'm Volunteering to Check

Thursday, March 16th, 2017

Having gone down the dry well, we travel along its tunnel until we reach the end. Or an end, I suppose, and one that may turn us back, as a grate blocks our way and we're not really a party built on strength. Never the less, we probably ought to try to get through the […]

Who Designed This Dungeon?

Thursday, March 9th, 2017

After a brief battle in the kitchens of the underground dwarf city, defeating a goblin Steven Segal in the process, our accompanying scout explains what's around us and where to go. 'Over there is the cold store. Ahead of you is the general store. And that is...' 'The warm store.' 'No, the well room.' 'That […]

It All Seems a Bit Unfair

Thursday, March 9th, 2017

We need to sneak our way through the underground city, rather than face countless guards and bring down the wrath of an army on us. Sounds reasonable. As we hear a patrol ahead of us in a corridor, we duck behind the nearest door, hoping that the room beyond will be less dangerous. We find […]


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