Archive for October, 2016

Until Its Throat is Sore

Saturday, October 22nd, 2016

'Before you even get to the junction, you hear a banging and a horse shouting.' '... what's it shouting?'

Glass Half-full of a Water God

Thursday, October 13th, 2016

We vanquish a necromancer who made his home inside some barrows and was using the reanimated corpses of a nearby ex-village as labour. Barely has his cold body hit the floor when a phantom of dark swirling mist rises up from the Necromancer's corpse and addresses us. 'My Lord, Ehalazuhn, wishes to recognise your great […]

But it is Probably an Apt Metaphor

Thursday, October 6th, 2016

'There is a lantern ahead, a couple of miles away.' 'We shall go to investigate the latern.' 'So you're heading towards the light.' 'Stop making it sound so ominous.'


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