I Can't Charge, I've Got a Dodgy Knee
To try to persuade the orcs to leave of their own accord, whilst still partly under an effect that makes them open to suggestion, I cast Seeming on us to make us appear as part of the orc army. Needless to say, it didn't work as planned, but at least we weren't attacked.
The Seeming is still in effect as we try to work out a more effective way to deal with the orc army. It is suggested that we may not even need the illusion any more.
'But it may help to look like them when we slaughter the orcs.'
'Where's the fun in just walking up to the orcs and slaughtering them?'
'... exactly that?'