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As Cool as a Penguin

'Climbing up on to the guard wall, you've been spotted by guards, but they're about 60 feet away. Are you going to climb down the other side, or jump?'

'How far down is it?'

'About 15 feet.'

'Jump.'

'Okay. Everyone give me either an Athletics/Strength check, or Acrobatics/Dexterity check.'

'20.'

'17.'

'19.'

'20.'

'Blimey. Okay, you may be lacking strength, but you have the agility of ninjas as you deftly jump off the wall, landing with sublime grace.'

'How long do we have to stand here like this?'

'Until we reach maximum coolness. ... There it is. Let's go!'

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