Do a Flip!
We witness a rare occasion, that of an adventurer complaining of being competent. Then again, it is because a magical compulsion is making Chow jump down a suicide well, and he'd rather not do it quite so effectively.
'He can make an acrobatics check to reduce the damage taken by the fall.'
'He could, but as his aim is to commit suicide I'm not convinced he'd want to try to break his fall. Maybe he can make an acrobatics check to land on his head.'