We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat
Night is falling, it's time to open the inter-dimensional space to get to the pathfinder's hidden cache. We have a rowing boat that will take us from our hired fishing trawler, but Ganelon's not happy with it. 'It's a very square boat.'
The boat narrows to gain a prow. Now two of us are squeezing at the front. 'And it's very big for a rowing boat.'
The boat halves in size. Where the paladin was sitting is now deep open water.
When will he learn not to criticise a GM who's trying to help?