Point Blank Shot
It's the day of reckoning. Abandoning all pretence that we are here to solve the murder of a young girl, we have fortified the village and are watching a goblin army advance. Wolf riders and dozens of goblins are coming right for us! We're barricaded and protected, but there are lots of the little buggers.
Davor is concerned about the archers lagging a little behind the main group of goblins, and repositions himself to be right up against the barricade. 'Now I can shoot through it', he says.
'Over it, I hope you mean. This isn't Space Invaders.'
'On the plus side, I get my arrows back pretty much straight away.' Shoot, pluck. Shoot, pluck. Shoot, pluck. It's hours of fun for our half-orc.