Tasteless Tongue of Half-orc
A goblin scouting party is spotted in the woods. We consider approaching them as a gesture of goodwill, as well as to see if we can get any information from them.
'Shall we go up to them?', asks Periwinkle.
'Shall we roll for initiative?', asks Davor, in his typical manner.
'Let's hog-tie the half-orc', Periwinkle suggests, 'cut out his tongue, and offer it as a delicacy to the goblins.'
'That won't work', says Davor. 'The tongue of a half-orc is the worst part.'
'I'm not only well aware, but reminded of that fact every time you open your mouth.'