From Dwarf to Drow
Searching through the rooms in the drow cathedral, Gruknal finds some spare uniforms, causing him to hatch a plan. 'If I wear drow clothing, do you think I can fool the guards?'
'Only if the guards are blind, deaf and have their noses brutally mangled in an accident', replies Grimstorm, bluntly trying to point out that there are some clear differences between drow and dwarf.
The obvious solution occurs to me. 'In that case, we'll go ahead, gouge out their eyes, stab them in the ears, and repeatedly bludgen their noses. Gruknal can then follow with his excellent disguise.' It's a foolproof plan.