Archive for November, 2008

I Know This One

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

After battling an endless supply of skeletons jumping randomly out of the sarcophagi we explore beyond the crypt's far door. Another, more imposing sarcophagus greets our view as we pass in to the antechamber. A far more threatening skeleton climbs out of its resting place as it senses our presence. Luckily, we are able to […]

Reading the Unreadable

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Delving deeper in to the corridors and rooms of the Keep on the Shadowfell we find some engravings on a wall. 'Can anyone read Draconic?', asks the DM. It turns out that our warlock is versed in the language of the dragons. 'There is some indecipherable Draconic written on the wall in front of you.' […]

You Are Not Prepared!

Saturday, November 15th, 2008

Waiting for the boat to Howling Fjord, we are given a stern warning. [Derky] says: None of you are prepared. [Tiger] says: I feel prepared. [Kadrim] says: Did you cancel the papers? [Tiger] says: The papers! Dammit. [Tiger] says: I am not prepared. [Derky] says: I forgot to cancel the milk!

This is an Outrage!

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

Following our instincts we push through a door that has 'STAY OUT' scrawled in the moss covering it, only to be surprised by a blue slime monster surfacing in a pool of rancid water. Who knew? Our warlock gets attacked and hit by the monster, which provokes an incredulous response from the spellcaster. 'My turn. […]

They Are Actually Sharp?

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

It is gloomy in the Keep on Shadowfel and with a gate to hell being opened somewhere inside it is also not a place one wants to be stumbling around in the dark. 'What can we use for light in here?', asks Adran, our ranger. 'We can break out our sunrods, as they provide a […]

Back to the Keep

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

After what seems like the longest overnight stay in an inn in history we arise and head back to the Keep on Shadowfel to investigate the goblin threat within, prevent the opening of a gate to hell and, perhaps most importantly, to map the keep for a curious intellectual. We get paid for the mapping, […]

It's Not Just Quest Text

Saturday, November 8th, 2008

'Hey, Sapphire, this guy is Gorefiend, isn't he?' 'Why do you think that?' 'Just a feeling. We gave him the items he asked for, and now he's wearing them.' 'Wow, I never noticed that. I've done the quest three times, I really should pay more attention.'

Karma

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

The scourge invasion heralding the arrival of the Lich King has called many to arms, to join the Argent Dawn in trying to repel the undead threat. Large, floating necropoles have appeared throughout Azeroth, spawning beneath them crystals of necrotic power and small armies of undead. Most of the undead are the rank and file […]


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